# SLP-9 — Copy carries no AI-writing tells — marketing buzzwords, em-dash chains, filler, or redundant label/helper pairs L2 · hybrid · Anti-slop **Fails when:** streamline/empower/supercharge/world-class · label, sublabel, and helper saying the same thing · chatbot artifacts ("Great question!", "I hope this helps") · "It's not just X, it's Y" / "serves as a" / forced triads doing rhetoric, not enumeration ## Requirement Write copy that says what the thing does, once, in a human register. No marketing buzzwords, no chains of em-dash clauses standing in for structure, no label/sublabel/helper triplets that restate each other, and no AI-writing tells — the structural patterns that make text read as generated. Applies to all prose the harness produces or reviews: UI strings, site and marketing content, documentation, decision records. ## Rationale Buzzword copy is the written form of AI slop: it reads as generated, erodes trust, and tells the user nothing. Kind Utility means the copy works — "Save changes" beats "Effortlessly streamline your review workflow" every time. The same applies to structure: negative parallelisms, forced triads, and copula avoidance are statistical filler, not meaning. Redundant helper text is not kindness; it is noise the user must scan past between tasks. Evidence for the 2026-06-12 broadening: a site-wide audit found em-dash chains throughout the DX-DS site's own prose (despite this control's ban), plus tells no control covered — verbatim sentence duplication, rule-of-three padding, and negative-parallelism density. See `docs/catalog-changes/slp-9-ai-writing-tells.md`. ## Passes when / Fails when **Passes:** - Button: "Save changes". Helper (only if needed): "Changes are saved as a draft until you submit." - A field label that names the field; helper text that adds something the label cannot ("DD/MM/YYYY"). - "Centre optically, not mathematically." — an "X, not Y" that IS the rule. - "Colour, type, spacing, icons." — a list of the actual four things. **Fails:** - "Empower your team with streamlined, world-class data entry." - "Supercharge productivity — effortlessly — seamlessly — at scale." (em-dash chain doing the work sentence structure should) - Label "Project notes", sublabel "Notes for your project", helper "Add notes about your project here" — three lines, one meaning. - "This app serves as a testament to our commitment to empowering users." (copula avoidance + significance inflation + buzzword) - "It's not just a spreadsheet, it's a planning companion." (negative parallelism as rhetoric) - "Plan projects, track progress, and unlock insights." (forced triad; the third item is decoration) - "Great question! Here's your project list. I hope this helps!" (chatbot artifacts shipped as UI copy) - "This could potentially possibly affect some submissions." (hedging stack) - "Changes sync automatically, ensuring a seamless experience." (superficial -ing tail asserting an unearned outcome) ## How to verify **Deterministic half (lint):** case-insensitive scan of user-facing strings for: - the buzzword list — streamline(d), empower, supercharge, effortless(ly), seamless(ly), world-class, revolutionise, leverage, unlock, elevate — plus the AI-vocabulary list: delve, robust, intricate, foster, vibrant, pivotal, testament, "landscape" as an abstract noun; - the filler list — "in order to", "it is important to note", "at this point in time", "due to the fact that"; - the chatbot-artifact list — "great question", "i hope this helps", "let me know if", "certainly!", "you're absolutely right"; - two or more em dashes inside one sentence. Each hit is a finding. In code, `checks/content-lint.py` runs the word and phrase scans over the whole source line, not only over string literals: a buzzword in a shipped component or variable name is still a tell. Comments are stripped first, and so are the spans that are never copy (class values, style values, class-builder calls, module paths), so a Tailwind class name is never read as prose. **Evaluator half:** structural tells need judgment — see below. ## Evaluator guidance Quote the offending sentence in every finding. Do not paraphrase. **Flag:** - Negative parallelism used as rhetoric: "It's not just X, it's Y", "X isn't about Y, it's about Z" — and any screen or page where "X, not Y" appears more than once or twice. - Copula avoidance: "serves as", "acts as", "functions as", "stands as" where "is" carries the meaning. - Forced triads: three-item lists where an item is synonym padding or decoration, not a real third thing. - Significance inflation and generic upbeat closers: "a major step forward", "exciting times ahead", claims of importance with no concrete referent. - Hedging stacks: two or more qualifiers on one claim. - Superficial -ing tails: a trailing participle clause asserting an outcome the sentence didn't earn ("…, ensuring/enabling/fostering …"). - In long-form prose, em-dash clustering: 2–3 per short paragraph is a finding even when no single sentence has two (density is the tell, not any one dash). - Redundant label/sublabel/helper sets: if removing one line loses no information, flag the redundancy. **Do not flag:** - A genuine enumeration that happens to have three items ("Colour, type, spacing, icons" lists the actual foundations — count is not the tell, padding is). - "X, not Y" when the contrast IS the rule being taught: "optically, not mathematically", "name by function, not metaphor", "fix the drawing, not the report". - Single em dashes doing real work (one nested clause), and structural dashes in headings, table cells, and labels ("01 — Utility by Default"). - Settled product names and quoted organisation or programme text carrying a waiver (`dx-waive SLP-9 reason="..."`). - "Unlock" and kin used literally (a locked record, a locked period) — close calls are advisories, not blocks. Judge overall register: copy should describe function in the user's vocabulary, not sell, and prose should read as written, not generated. This is L2 — deviation needs an inline rationale, not a rewrite war.